One Minute Guys!!
Before I start pouring my weird thoughts on your “so called” MIND, I wanna straightaway tell you that this story is not any sort of Sensible Erotic Love Story blooming in a Washroom….So please kill such thoughts!!
It is an idiotic story of Raj and Simran in which Washroom plays a somewhat important Role!!
Yes, I am talking about the same unforgettable Raj and Simran, who gave a new definition to LOVE almost 20 years back, in the movie DDLJ!
A thought banged on the doors of my mind and screamed… What if that movie was written and released in 2014 instead of 1995?
I bet, the love story of Raj and Simran would have been entirely different!
Now, no more Blah Blah Blah…bahut bhumika baand li…Let me present one scene of that movie in a different light! I added my own TADKA in it!
Simran almost got deported to India by her Baauji…Mr. Mogamboo…(The Pigeon Feeder)
Simran is crying somewhere in Punjab…
The reason was that her Baauji took her iPhone 5 while coming back to India and now she can’t contact Raj, who is sitting somewhere in Europe!
So She is left with no option…just the phone number of Raj on a piece of paper…
Then, Mata Rani ki Kirpa Hui…
Her sister…shutki…appeared with some sort of Dumb-n-Thakelaa Nokia Phone!!
Although that Thakelaa Phone was very Dumb but it has got Whatsapp installed in it.
Bus phir kya tha…. balle balle…. She immediately added Raj’s phone number in it… But, since she had always used Smartphones, this Thakelaa-Touchless-dumb-Nokia-non-smart-phone became a headache for her to operate!!
She could not find the Settings to turn it on a Vibration/Silent mode!
“Oh Gosh… it is so difficult to operate this moron” she said.
After a while, She sees Raj on her WhatsApp List…but what is the use?? She can’t message him as she was surrounded with tonnes of Cousins, Chachis, Maamis, Bhuas… almost 24×7!
But…woh kehtey hai na..ki “an Idea can change your life”
She gets an idea!!
She decides to take refuge at the safest place on the planet, a place where no one could ever disturb her… For sure…
Slowly-n-steadily, she opens the door of the washroom and locks it from inside!!
She takes out her Thakelaa phone and Dials Raj’s Europe number, but, as expected… the Thakelaa phone was not ISD enabled!!
So the last alternative for her was to get connected with Raj through WhatsApp…
“Hey Raj…its Simran….I hope you are doing fine..please ping me…please chat…please come…n take me…